"Time"

Time - Noun - An enhanced form of pudding. ''Timmy, could you pass the time? I'm starving.''

Alternate Defintions

 * 1) Verb - Moving in a left-to-right motion, often while making gargling noises. Look, Fed is timing over there! He looks like a moron!
 * 2) Noun - Slang - A duck. Want to feed the times?